Paris Hilton's Ass-Goiter (NSFW or around mealtime)

http://defamer.com/hollywood/paris-hilton/paris-hilton-assflapwatch-the-return-of-the-mystery-assgoiter-192603.php

Can someone track down Leinart when he gets into camp and find out about this? Ewwwww.

 

What next, a closeup of Paris' venereal warts?

 

wow.

 

I understand we tend to hold women like Paris to higher standards, but Jesus, aren't we being a little picky on this? Seriously. There aren't many normal women out there who DON'T have something like that (men, too, for that matter).

 

Next from Poin: Jesse Jackson's ass-goiter.

 

Seriously, does anyone really find her sexually attractive? She's way too skinny and she's so self-involved and empty, you know she would just be awful in bed. She just gives off this air of spoiled, vacant boredom, like a character in a Brett Easton Ellis novel.
I'm convinced that no one in this country really likes Paris Hilton except for a couple of gossip writers in New York and they foisted her off on the rest of us. I've never really heard anyone say they like her, or think she's sexy or interesting or talented...hell, I've heard more people say they want to screw Ann Coulter than Paris Hilton.

 

Characters in a BEE novel are deeper than she is.

 

Very nice summation, tyler.

 

Yeah but no one wants to grudgefuck Paris.  

 

"What is this, a fucking game show?"

 

I think that's what this is...they've descended.

Could also be what Larry David was thinking in the episode with the nurse who stole the baseball.

 

Liza Minnelli's lookin p-r-e-t-t-y damn normal right about now, isn't she?