Paris Hilton nose trouble

I can't help but think of Patton Oswalt's routine on his time on VH1's 'Best Week Ever' and what he said about Hilton that got him fired from the show.

I basically agree with his sentiment.

 

She's not addicted to cocaine, she just likes how it smells.

 

Sure would like to see a judge knock that simpering smirk off her face with about four months in the slam.

 

Send her case to Judge Marsha Revel, the one who turned that smirk of LiLo's into a face of contempt and "what the fuck does this bitch thinks she is by revoking my probation and sending me to jail" look on her face.

That would be awesome. I want Paris to cry and freak out.

 

Yep. she was incarcerated for nearly a month.

 

With that schnauz of hers, she could bankroll half of Ecuador.

 

Loves it!

 

Her "boyfriend" got fired from his sweet job running Steve Wynn's nightclubs. Apparently Wynn has a zero tolerance policy for getting in this kind of trouble having previously fired another top exec for a similar incident.

With the loss of his job, I'm guessing he won't be dating Paris much longer either.

 

in Vegas?