Papa Johns LeBron-priced pizzas

I was just relating the story as it was told to me. I'm sorry I hurt your feelings but I'm glad LeBron is happy.

 

Just saw a local newscast in Northeast Ohio regarding the pizza sale.

Totally embarrassing.

 

I wouldn't wait 23 seconds for a Papa John's pizza. That fucking shit sucks a dog's ass.

 

Cincy? WTF? That's like 4+ hours from Cleveland.

 

Last I heard before I left my shop today, one store in our area had a line of 1,200 people and cops had to be called in after fights broke out over line-jumping. I drove past another store with a line halfway down the block (I'm guessing around 300 people there) at about 2:30 today. I know all the stores around here took their phones off the hook around lunchtime.

The whole thing was just ridiculous. My dad said it best today: "You could be giving out bags of shit, but if you say 'THEY'RE FREE!', then idiots will still fall all over themselves to get one."

 

Bags of shit?? Free?? Where?!?!!??

 

Central Ohio is the rumor. Free gallon jugs of piss, too. Get 'em while they last!

 

The .23 these people are giving out is about .23 more than they are worth.

Has anybody ever had Papa John's pizza?

I think I would rather eat the corn off my toe than saw through one of those pies.

 

Predictable. I couldn't care less, really.

Now, if you wanted to pass along some bad PR for LBJ (besides shooting 19 percent), try this:
http://clevescene.com/2008-05-07/news/when-it-comes-to-tipping-lebron-goes-scrooge-mcduck

 

Jeebus...we can't even have a cheap pizza and free bag of crap thread without pissing matches erupting.

 

I once filled a pickup bed with free shit while my dad talked to my uncle, who owned the cows that produced said shit. On the way home, he thanked me for my efforts and told me he would unload it. One forkful, his back went out, and I then unloaded a pickup's worth of shit. All of it free.

I think my mom made an apple pie in appreciation. So it was all good.

I hope a bunch of Papa John's employees quit today. That was the most fucktarded sucking up to people who otherwise don't give a shit by a corporation that I can recall.

 

Sorry, Alley. Two Gloves, I was just trying to correct what needed it. My bad.