Panties key in Colorado investigation

FORT COLLINS, Colo.— Police are asking Colorado women a rather delicate question: Are these your panties?
As part of an investigation into widespread underwear theft, police have invited women to view photos of about 1,300 undergarments stolen from laundry rooms near Colorado State University.
Chih Hsien Wu, 43, is suspected of stealing $6,000 worth of undergarments between Sept. 23 and May 18. He was arrested on suspicion of felony theft, and his bail was set Wednesday at $15,000. It was not known whether he had an attorney.
Police issued the invitation as part of an effort to see how many victims there are.
But they won’t get to reclaim their undergarments — at least not yet. Police say that once the case is closed, the victims can reclaim their underwear — if they still want it back.

 

What are you boots, the fucking AP service? Nearly all of your posts are AP cut-and-pastes.

 

These are funny little stories. If you don't like the stories, you can always go to another thread.

 

I once met a guy who's an admitted panty-sniffer. Like's 'em dirty.

 

If the panties don't fit you must acquit.

 

brings new meaning to the term "I got the drawers"

 

Threadjack: A funny pantie story. I guess my wife should be a writer. I go shopping with her sometimes. Anyway, once we're in the lingare section of the store. I pick up a sexy pair of crotchless panties that have a thong back to them. As I pick them up, I look at my wife and I'm trying to encourage her to let me buy them, so I say, "Honey I love these, they're really hot." My wife replies quickly, "Put them back, they'll never fit you!" Zing!

 

I don't think I'da told dat