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Panic on the streets of London

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by deskslave, Aug 8, 2011.

  1. Azrael

    Azrael Well-Known Member

    Save us, Maggie Thatcher!
     
  2. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    And thus the attitude that sparked the entire thing in the first place. Go back to your cave.
     
  3. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    Thursday, August 11th 2011
    Person Of The Day!

    The Heroine of Hackney, a 45-year-old jazz singing grandma who verbally chankla slapped a group of London looters and then saved a dude who was about to get an official beat down from the rioters. [​IMG]

    Lady P (government name: Pauline Pearce) became an overnight internet sensation after a video of her showing thieves that today is not the day made the rounds. In the video, Lady P exercises her right as a cane carrying member of the Memaws Are Not The One to Mess With Club and throws down the f word at the ones who are not acting right. Lady P tells them that if they want to fight for a cause, they should fight for a cause and not steal from Footlocker.

    Lady P tells The Telegraph that she couldn't stand around and just watch her neighborhood go down in flames, "I had to say my piece and everyone stood and listened and some people were saying 'Hear hear.' "Some people even clapped, but now I feel embarrassed. I've got a big mouth and I said, 'If you don't want you face on camera then don't come out'."

    At 45 years old, Lady P is still a beginner memaw, but she's well on her way. Now all she needs a toolbelt with a switch, tree branch, extra chunky rings and Jean Nate lotion (for moisturizing her beatin' hands afterward) in it. Below is Lady P's rant, which I'm sure sounds exactly like the rant she blurts out when her granchirruns come to visit.

     
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  4. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    That Grandma is 45 years old. Old age sets in early on the old sod.
     
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  5. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... take Ann Coulter with you.
    http://www.humanevents.com/article.php?id=45446
     
  6. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Could that text be just a tad more racist?
     
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  7. Deeper_Background

    Deeper_Background Active Member

    she needs a knighthood!
     
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  8. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    I don't advocate shooting to kill for stealing a TV set. But coddling them with unarmed bobbies isn't working either.
     
  9. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Actually, the rioting has pretty much stopped, but don't let that stop you from throwing around baseless stereotypes. How's the crime rate over there?
     
  10. britwrit

    britwrit Well-Known Member

  11. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    So three days of lawlessness, looting and mugging is okay, as long as it last three days? Is that some kind of accomplishment over there, to hold it to a minimum? One day, what the heck, no problem.
     
  12. deskslave

    deskslave Active Member

    Goodness knows there have never been any riots in the U.S. that have lasted more than, what, 25 minutes, right?
     
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