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Pamela Anderson really likes men who make sex tapes

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by sportschick, Oct 1, 2007.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    She's gotten a marriage license to marry Rick Salomen, the man in Paris Hilton's sex tape.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Some guys have all the luck.
  3. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    Dang it, I thought for sure she was hooking up with Screech.
  4. Bill Brasky

    Bill Brasky Active Member

    The fact that a sex tape of her and Kid Rock never surfaced is a minor miracle. I'm sure a tape of her and this fine gentlemen who spends his time with classy, elegant and graceful women will surface.
  5. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    But Kid did have a sex tape featuring strippers and Scott Stapp. . .
  6. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    So this tool has had Paris Hilton and Pam Anderson?

    Well, at least he's traded up.
  7. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    And Shannen Doherty (sp), who he was married to when the Paris tape came out.

    I'm going to go shoot myself for knowing all that.
  8. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Sounds like we need to add sportschick to the dude's list.
  9. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    He's not my type. He has too many muscles and is far too old for me :D
  10. Barsuk

    Barsuk Active Member

    It might be a good time to get one of these:


    ;) ;) ;)
    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  11. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Tough standards! Whose gonna break the bad news to Jack La Lanne?
  12. outofplace

    outofplace Well-Known Member

    Ok...he already had sex with Paris Hilton, and we can only imagine where she's been.

    Now he has moved on to Pamela Anderson. Remember all those public service ads reminding us that you are not only sleeping with your partner, but everyone they have been with? Imagine that list for Pam Anderson. Now, something scarier. Imagine the lists of Tommy Lee and Kid Rock.

    I keep thinking of Eddie Murphy's joke, where he is rolling his equipment out there as if it is craps dice.

    "What does it mean when I go to pee and fire shoot out my dick?"

    "You mean you feel a burning sensation...."

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