Pam Anderson Roast (Uncut) Alert

Another Ross gem: "Courtney Love, you're like the girl next door -- if you happen to live next to a methadone clinic."

Here's his entire bit...hilarious stuff.

 

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Real nice work by Betty White on Shatner

 

Andy Dick is still tops on my under-50 vote for Death Pool.

 

I don't know if anyone has made me laugh as hard as Lisa Lampanelli did at the PA roast.

 

I'm a big fan of Leary, but his roast was disappointing. Even the unedited DVD is a little flat. Best part of it is when he gets up and gives his speech. Other than that, there are some chuckles, but... eh. The PA Roast was funny -- loved the Ross stuff with Courtney Love, and Lisa Lampanelli (sp?) was hilarious. One of her lines: "I've had more black dick in me than a urinal at the Apollo."

The dais at Shatner's looks a little aged, might not be as raunchy as PA's.

 

Y'know, not to be a prude or nothin', because God knows I'm not, but could anyone at the PA roast NOT make a joke that involved dicks, fucking or hardcore drug abuse? Sure, the people on the dias BEG for drug jokes, and the roast concept doesn't lend itself to PG antics, and I cop to laughing at a few of the lines (the Cobain one was srsly cold). But it's like, someone give me SOMETHING ELSE too. I think I could have lived my life without watching Andy Dick give a simulated blowjob to Tommy Lee, y'know?