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Pam Anderson Roast...in 8 minutes.......Comedy Central.

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Chef, Aug 11, 2007.

  1. Chef

    Chef Active Member


    Shit yeah.

    Que up the Bea Arthur Dick Jokes.
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    As always, she looks incredible in that roast.

    And I'm actually jealous of Andy Dick ... for just two minutes.
  3. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    "How is it possible that you look worse than Kurt Cobain?"

    Jeffrey Ross to Courtney Love.
  4. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    I believe Courtney almost clubbed him for that statement. But there were a couple Cobain jokes, if I remember correctly.

    Jeff Ross is amazing, and he's made a career out of those roasts.
  5. doubledown68

    doubledown68 Active Member

    Nick DiPaolo on Anderson's on-screen presence: "You have the emotional range of Terry Schiavo."

    Ross after spotting Anna Nicole Smith: "We should roast you next year. We can do all the same jokes... plus fat jokes."

    Smith flips him the bird, to which Ross responds: "Quick, someone get her a 90-year-old cock to suck on."

    Great stuff :)
  6. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    That was positively the best moment in roast history. If she wasn't so messed up, she probably would have cut him with something. Ross is the best of any comedian at the roasts.
  7. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Holy shit.
  8. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Saw the preview for Flava Flav's roast tomorrow night......Lisa Lapenelli says to Katt Williams (mini-pimp from Friday and who happens to be the roast-master for Flav.............


    "Hey........you're so small, I could use you as a tampon"
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