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Palm Beach condo association is tired of dog poop ...

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by hondo, Jun 29, 2011.

  1. hondo

    hondo Well-Known Member

    ... so they're going to do DNA testing to match the poop to the owner.


    The only surprise is that my condo association hasn't thought of this yet.
  2. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Finally, a thriving industry that could be a jumping-off point for sports journalists!
  3. BitterYoungMatador2

    BitterYoungMatador2 Well-Known Member

    Great. In 10 years our biggest exports will be feces identification, Truck Nutz and sexting.

    Who am I kidding? Truck Nutz are made in China.
  4. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    There are tons of people walking their dogs in our neighborhood. Hardly any of them clean up.

    Not long after our daughter was born, I watched a woman let her 80-pound black lab leave a massive dump in my front yard. I was giving the kid a bottle and couldn't run out there to yell at her. Once she was napping, I found a piece of cardboard and wrote "If your dog craps in my yard, I'm throwing a dirty diaper in your yard." I put it on a stake right next to the sidewalk.

    Haven't had dog crap in the yard since.
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