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Pall bearing

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by HejiraHenry, Jul 26, 2006.

  1. Mystery_Meat

    Mystery_Meat Guest

    I'm getting it stipulated in my will that no funeral be held for me. For one thing, if I go before my mom I don't want her knowing how few lives I affected, and second, as big as I am I'm going to be a fucking haul for six-10 poor sumbitches. Just nuke me and scatter my ashes on a football field, baby. Or flush them down the toilet, whatever's closer.
  2. buckweaver

    buckweaver Active Member

    Also been a pallbearer twice, and we had six both times. It's really hard to lift heavy shit in a suit without ripping something.

    Anyway, somebody better cremate my ass. Don't waste your money on a stupid coffin for me; I can't enjoy it anyway. Whoever wants what's left can do what they want with 'em. But pound me up into a little jar, please. That's all I ask.

    (I just made my final wishes known on SportsJournalists.com. And in no way did I find that disturbing. What's that say about me? What's that say about y'all? Damn. This place is weird. Carry on.)
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