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Paging Starman, paging Starman, or Bubbler

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by micropolitan guy, Apr 5, 2008.

  1. micropolitan guy

    micropolitan guy Well-Known Member

    IM me immediately please. need your help!

    Can someone who has their cellphone get the word out to them?
  2. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Yes? Trying to figure out what Starman and I have in common other than anger management issues.
  3. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    Does Starman have a supple ass?
  4. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Wow, this is a mystery of You're So Vain proportions.
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Dooley, you probably wish this thread was about you, don't you, don't you?
  6. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Oh, go back to some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.
  7. Cape_Fear

    Cape_Fear Active Member

    Your scarf, the color is apricot.
  8. Dirk Legume

    Dirk Legume Active Member

    And all the girls hoped that they'd be his partner, yeah they'd be Dooley's partner.
  9. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Different lyrics, same tune. Not reflecting the views of this poster, just passing something along:

    Kurt Cobain
    To the tune of You're So Vain
    Pinkard and Bowden

    You walked into your bedroom, like you were walking into a fog
    Your hand strategically wrapped around your gun, you were emotionally sick as a dog
    You had one thumb on the trigger as you gazed into the bore
    Now all the band knows that they'll need a partner, they'll need a partner, and

    (chorus): Kurt Cobain, they'll probably do the next one without you
    Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I'll bet they do the next one without you, don't shoot, don't shoot!

    You could have tried this several years ago, when you were still in your teens
    Oh, but NOOOO, you had to go and bore us all with your flannels and worn-out jeans
    But you gave up way too soon my friend, you could have learned how to sing
    You had some dreams, now theres brains in your cornflakes, brains in your cornflakes, and


    Well, I heard you would shoot up with heroin, I guess you were naturally dumb
    And you drank yourself into a coma, cause you were totally sick of the grunge
    But your mom said, "Son, don't join that club, with Hendrix and all the rest"
    But you had the nerve and a round in the chamber, round in the chamber, and


    Who's gonna clean up the couch and the carpet, couch and the carpet?, and

  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    Outing alert: Dooley is Courtney Love.
  11. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Nah, I don't wear my skirts that short.
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Paul is dead.
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