Paging Starman, paging Starman, or Bubbler

IM me immediately please. need your help!

Can someone who has their cellphone get the word out to them?

 

Yes? Trying to figure out what Starman and I have in common other than anger management issues.

 

Does Starman have a supple ass?

 

Wow, this is a mystery of You're So Vain proportions.

 

Dooley, you probably wish this thread was about you, don't you, don't you?

 

Oh, go back to some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend.

 

Your scarf, the color is apricot.

 

And all the girls hoped that they'd be his partner, yeah they'd be Dooley's partner.

 

Different lyrics, same tune. Not reflecting the views of this poster, just passing something along:

Kurt Cobain
To the tune of You're So Vain
Pinkard and Bowden


You walked into your bedroom, like you were walking into a fog
Your hand strategically wrapped around your gun, you were emotionally sick as a dog
You had one thumb on the trigger as you gazed into the bore
Now all the band knows that they'll need a partner, they'll need a partner, and

(chorus): Kurt Cobain, they'll probably do the next one without you
Kurt Cobain (Co-bain), I'll bet they do the next one without you, don't shoot, don't shoot!

You could have tried this several years ago, when you were still in your teens
Oh, but NOOOO, you had to go and bore us all with your flannels and worn-out jeans
But you gave up way too soon my friend, you could have learned how to sing
You had some dreams, now theres brains in your cornflakes, brains in your cornflakes, and

(chorus)

Well, I heard you would shoot up with heroin, I guess you were naturally dumb
And you drank yourself into a coma, cause you were totally sick of the grunge
But your mom said, "Son, don't join that club, with Hendrix and all the rest"
But you had the nerve and a round in the chamber, round in the chamber, and

(chorus)

Who's gonna clean up the couch and the carpet, couch and the carpet?, and

(chorus)

 

Outing alert: Dooley is Courtney Love.

 

Nah, I don't wear my skirts that short.

 

Paul is dead.