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Paging Freelance Hack: The 5 Burgers Likely To Give You a Heart Attack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Nov 9, 2010.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    When you open your mouth, do you dream dream about me

    (TWSS)
     
  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Sister Christian, now your burger's come.
     
  3. spikechiquet

    spikechiquet Well-Known Member

    It's funny, when I saw that piece, I ran out and got a triple Whopped with cheese...just to spit in the face of those calorie counters.
    OK, so I didn't eat anything after that...but it felt good and I'm still burping it up 11.5 hours later. Fantastic.
     
  4. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    We've got a front-page story today about San Francisco trying to ban toys from Happy Meals to force McDonalds to make healthier meals for kids. If these assholes really gave a damn about kids, they'd let them be kids and eat a fucking cheeseburger and fries every once in a while. Fucking food nazis.
     
  5. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Hey a-hole, shut the fuck up and just keep coming up with hamburger-themed songs--preferably by Night Ranger, but we will also accept Pantera. "Far Beyond Fattened."
     
  6. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    Walk on home, Fatboy!
     
  7. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    DAMNIT!!!! How'd I miss that?
     
  8. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    The restaurant just hasn't been the same since the original cook was killed when a conveyor over flipped over on him.
     
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Making a Cliff Burton joke about a burger joint. We are in the company of greatness, people.

    And his replacement was always bullied by the rest of the staff.
     
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I haven't eaten a Metallica burger since they took down Napster.
     
  11. YGBFKM

    YGBFKM Guest

    These days, you can get a Metallica burger for free at any number of places. Really pisses off the Swedish maitre d'.
     
  12. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    The burgers haven't been the same since the head cook was burned in that freak fryer accident in 1992.
     
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