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Paging Freelance Hack: The 5 Burgers Likely To Give You a Heart Attack

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by BYH, Nov 9, 2010.

  1. BYH

    BYH Active Member


    YGBFKM Guest

    Ooh, another opportunity t pimp my favorite burger joint, Kuma's.

    This one's for you, BYH:

    The Pantera
    Roasted Poblano Pepper, Bacon, Chedder and Monterey Jack, House made Ranchero Sauce, Tortilla Strips - $12

    But this is the more fitting for this thread:

    The Slayer
    Pile of fries topped with a ½ lb. Burger, Chili, Cherry Peppers, Andouille, Onions, Jack Cheese, and Anger - $13
  3. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    Mmmmmmmmmm, anger.
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Can someone suggest a buffalo chicken burger so Spnited can come over and get this party started?

    YGBFKM Guest

    He's busy eating an authentic NYC eggplant burger.
  6. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    I've thought about it. I prefer my anger on the side.
  7. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Can I substitute anger for shame and self-loathing?
  8. JackReacher

    JackReacher Well-Known Member

    Both of those sound amazing.
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    No substitutions.
  10. Buck

    Buck Well-Known Member

    Special orders upset you?
  11. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Pantera one comes served with a side of crippling heroin addiction. And every 10th is delivered by a deranged, gun-toting fan (too soon?).
  12. Batman

    Batman Well-Known Member

    If they made a Metallica burger, everyone would swear the one they had yesterday was better than the one they're serving today.
    And the Poison burger would actually be a chicken sandwich dressed up to look like a burger.
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