Paging Boom. Boom to the white courtesy phone, please.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19818804/from/ET/

What I want to know is, how does the dude who works part-time and lives with his mom afford this car?

 

Where does it say part-time?

And if his mom's 70, maybe he's taking care of her.

 

JDV?

Edit: Read the story. That's bullshit. Kid needs to put it in the drive with cameras watching it. Nail the douchenozzles who did that if they strike again.

 

Story doesn't say he works part-time...

 

He should have gotten the car defaced for being 32 and living with Mom.

 

Vandalism is stupid.

That said, the plight of some 32-yr-old pudthump in a Chargers jersey with ridiculous facial hair and a Hummer doesn't really register on my give-a-damn-ometer. He has to get his friend from Arkansas to help him deal with "fallout" from the crime? I hope his buddy brought him a little plush toy.



Here you go, northwest DC bourgeois gangsta-boy. A cuddly doll to help the pain go away. Hold it tight between your teeth while your Arkie buddy's giving it to you in the ass tonight. Dork.