Paging Arnold Babar ("Moon River"...)

I hope this guy takes the hospital & doctor for big bucks...

http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gn7nIqTvF7zSx6NAjqcHp5xD5AUAD8U731IG0

A construction worker claimed in a lawsuit that when he went to a hospital after being hit on the forehead by a falling wooden beam, emergency room staffers forcibly gave him a rectal examination.

Brian Persaud, 38, says in court papers that after he denied a request by NewYork-Presbyterian Hospital emergency room employees to examine his rectum, he was "assaulted, battered and falsely imprisoned."
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Emergency room staffers insisted on examining his rectum and held him down while he begged, "Please don't do that." He said Persaud hit a doctor while flailing around and staffers gave him an injection, which knocked him out, and performed the rectal exam.

Persaud woke up handcuffed to a bed and with an oxygen tube down his throat, the lawyer said, and spent three days in a detention center.

 

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Can't even type his name anymore, dools.

 

Thanks -- I was wondering what the heck dooley was saying.

 

Wow. Remind me not to get hit in the head with a wooden beam.

 

True test: What if that's the only way the P-D will hire you?

 

You using the whole fist, Doc?

 

It's not some filter, in case you were wondering; I intentionally did the assterisks.

 

boots?

 

I was missing the question mark. But you cannot type s.toob.

 

stoob ?

 

Edit: Yes you can write it.