Padres nix Dusty Baker, will hire Bud Black as manager

Nah. Black was never a Diamond King.



I would love to be the guy at Yahoo or Google who realizes there's been a run of web searches for Brook Jacoby the last three days. He's probably confused as all shit.

 

We probably need to get IJAG in here to confirm this.

 

Brook Jacoby is just that damn good to be a Royals pitcher, a Diamond King AND the object of IJAG's desire.

 

Bud's Porn Star 'stache almost, ALMOST, outdoes Brook's.

 

I'm not sure. I think we need a side-by-side comparision. Do you have a Jacoby baseball card from, oh, say, 1985 that you could post? [/goading you into pissing off IJAG again]

 

Don't make me pull out the heavy artillery.

 

Be a man A_QB! BE A MAN!!!

 

But since you asked...



Hi IJAG!

 

AAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! Seriously, that is always funny. That whole card sums up the mid-80s in a nutshell: Greasy mullets, terrible staches, sub-standard baseball cards and hilariously outdated baseball caps.

 

Bad news for the Angels? That's an understatement. This all but dooms the Halos -- Maddon's departure led to a tight defense immediately springing leaks; the same will now happen in the rotation and especially the bullpen. Mike's going to finally prove he's all belly and no heart. The only positive is that Buddy didn't take the Rangers or the Athletics jobs.

 

If I had never come to this site, I'd have bet $10,000 that that is an imposter, not a major league baseball player. You guys have posted it 30 times, and I still don't believe it. This is like the Bill Ripken F*ckface card, right? Someone got the janitor who cleans up the vomit in the bathrooms to put on a major league uni, and paraded him in front of the Donruss cameraman.

HA HA HA! Tip of the cap..That's a good one.

 

Shocking that nobody interviews Mickey Hatcher, the Angels' hitting coach, for a job. [/sarcasm]