Ozzie has a Lee Elia Moment

Still not as good as "Come after me! I'm a man! I'm 40!" Though the profanity is a nice touch.

 

I guess this means all of Chicago is a playground for the cocksuckers. (Couldn't resist)

 

In honor of Elia and Guillen, if any parent asks me a stupid question before or after I manage my 8-year-old daughter's softball team tonight, I will go on an epic, profanity-filled rant.

 

Please to be having someone around who can capture that on video and post it on Youtube. Please!

 

Chicago Trib has audio. Solid stuff.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/sports/cs-080504-ozzie-guillen-swears-media-chicago,0,6562039.story

 

If they insist on the childish editing of what he said, they should at least help with the context of what he's saying. assbleep could be a staggering development in the history of profanity, depending on what was bleeped, but it's hard to tell from this.

 

...and put that in your bleeping paper, T.J., everyone bleeping one I said put it in the motherbleeping paper, I don't give a bleep, T.J.!!!!! [Tommy Lasorda]