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Out-of-wedlock f*** trophies hit all-time high!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by DyePack, Nov 27, 2006.

  1. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    Woo hoo! Now I don't need to insult Jake's manhood and ruin any shot I have.
     
  2. Columbo

    Columbo Active Member

    Ahhhh... another preacher.
     
  3. Jones

    Jones Active Member

    I prefer the gentler term, "honeymoon fresh."
     
  4. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    sometimes referred to as that "new bride smell".
     
  5. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    BRILLIANT!
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  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Except he was referring to himself. So he's really more of a self-loather.
     
  7. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    Self-abhorrer.
     
  8. Songbird

    Songbird Well-Known Member

    Be careful with tummy tucks. The first girl I ever did *anything* with had a tummy tuck, then died 2 days later. Very sad. What's so hard with a little exercise?
     
  9. It is easier in the short-term but worse long-term. An incision however small has to be made into the flesh of the belly to remove the baby. It makes it harder for women to keep those stomach muscles in shape later in life and can lead to a gunt.

    C-sections are also more expensive and make more money for the hospital. Increased insurance premiums anyone?

    Another big reason for the explosion of C-sections is because trial lawyers (like John Edwards) made vaginal birth deliveries more subject to malpractice. It was safer financially for a doctor to just cut open the woman and take the baby out than to risk the cord cutting off oxygen to the baby's brain, damaging the baby's head with forceps or the woman hemorrhaging. Once again - why it is so expensive to have a baby today - increased insurance premiums anyone? (Big thanks to John Edwards.)

    The good news is that VBAC (vaginal birth after c-section) deliveries are becoming more and more popular
     
  10. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    so were you a 40 year old virgin?
     
  11. Ashy Larry

    Ashy Larry Active Member

    Who was the first person born by C-section?
     
  12. sportschick

    sportschick Active Member

    If your ab muscles have been cut, exercise will never give you a nice, flat tummy like what's apparently desired these days. Your muscles just aren't capable of that any longer. Just saying.
     
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