Our toll in Iraq is now 4*10³

Yawn couldn't spell cat if you spotted the 'c', the 'a' and the 't'. In order.

 

Mr. Pot, the kettle would like to speak with you.

 

Oh, to be perfect like you guys! Your shit don't stink, because perfect assholes don't produce it.

Do you guys have wild male whoopie parties on good nights? Not that I'd participate as a hateful bigot, but there's something really strange about how some of you bond.

 

Professor Yawn explains to the unwashed masses everything they're doing wrong.

 

You know, I always liked the Coyote. Liberals should too. He represents the "victim" mentality they so cherish.

 

Borne aloft by his political acumen, keen wit, and the knowledge of how to cut and paste in Windows '95, Yawn soars majestically above the earthbound groundlings against whom he argues.

 

It's time for Mills Lane to step in.

 

As I understand it, in the condition Mills is in these days, he probably can't.

 

Is that true?
Damn.
I hadn't heard.
Always liked Mills.

 

Yeah, he had a stroke 5 or 6 years ago. Haven't heard how he's been in the last few years, but for a while he was in pretty rough shape.

 

Damn, again.
I hope he's well.