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Our toll in Iraq is now 4*10³

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by 2muchcoffeeman, Mar 24, 2008.

  1. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

    Four thousand American servicemen have now died to avenge the Sept. 11 att -- ...

    What's that? Had nothing to do with ... ? Uh ... I see.

    Four thousand American servicemen have now died to stop Iraq from deploying weapons of -- ...

    What's that? No? None? All based on lies and lousy intelligence? Really!

    Four thousand American servicemen have now died to bring peace to Bagh-- ...

    What's that? Frequent rocket attacks? Sectarian religious strife? At least 61 people Sunday? Ninety thousand documented deaths of Iraqi civilians since the U.S. invasion? Well, that's terrible!

    Four thousand American servicemen have now died to preserve cheap gaso- ...

    What's that? Four bucks a gallon four regular unleaded‽‽‽ Diesel costs what‽‽‽

    Ladies and gentlemen, 4,000 American servicemen have now died in Iraq so George Bush could stand on the deck of an aircraft carrier and announce, "Mission accomplished."


    Subject line edited under the Informative Headline Principle.
  2. hockeybeat

    hockeybeat Guest

    Re: The toll is now 4*10³

    But Saddam said bad things about G.W. Bush's dad!
  3. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    2mCM hates america.
  4. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    I'm sure all those journalists in Amman would tell you off, Coffeeman.
  5. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    Why do you hate our freedoms?

    I'm taking the kids out to the car for a smoke.
  6. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    Make sure to lock the windows.

    The kids need to know what freedom smells like.
  7. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest


    Incidentally, it smells a lot like high-grade weed.
  8. Goddamn them all to hell, but especially Kristol and the Kagan family, and Victor Davis Dickhead, Famous Scholar.
  9. zeke12

    zeke12 Guest

    Don't read Kristol from yesterday.

    Your head might explode.
  10. 2muchcoffeeman

    2muchcoffeeman Active Member

  11. ifilus

    ifilus Active Member

    Last edited by a moderator: Dec 15, 2014
  12. Baron Scicluna

    Baron Scicluna Well-Known Member

    Only 95 more years to go! {McCain}
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