Our Man Jones

I'm probably D-B'ing this but Chris Jones has the cover story in the August Esquire on John McCain.

http://www.esquire.com/features/articles/2006/060706_mfe_August_06_McCain_1.html

Jonesie can write like nobody's business.

The surgical scar from a nasty case of skin cancer that runs down the left side of his face—in stretches raised so that it catches the light, and then diving below the surface like a mineral vein—has cut away some of his former handsomeness. And his white hair is thinner than it once was. Despite that, however, and despite his tendency to squint and wince as if there were a bad taste in his mouth, and despite his stiff, robotic movements, permanent reminders of the nightmares of his youth, McCain can still make himself look hale, strong enough to run through a wall.

Besides being an awesome writer, he's a real mensch.

 

A great read.

 

The two greatest feelings in the entire world have to be seeing your cock disappear into Jessica Simpson's boobs, and seeing "So-and-so Cover Story ... BY PLAIN OLD SPORTSED" on the cover of a major magazine.

I'm still working on what Jones has accomplished.

 

That was, um, descriptive. You definitely painted a picture though.

 

I don't understand what that sentence means.

 

I have part one of my two-part wish list taken care of ( ;D), now I just need a byline on a major mag.

 

That was a great read.

 

You would be correct sir....

Great read tho... again

http://www.sportsjournalists.com/forum/threads/29233/

 

Love that clicker commercial, Nick.

 

Post of the day.

 

Thanks everybody, JR especially. If I could just get two threads worth of praise each time I write a story, I could probably sustain a healthier ego.

Now I'm off to titty-fuck Jessica Simpson, after which, my work here will be done.

 

Will she be enjoying the Frankenberry Cock today?