Ouch: D-Backs' Snyder busts a nut

gingerbread · Jul 3, 2008

Guys are such wimps.

BigSleeper · Jul 3, 2008

Green_Lantern said:

TheSportsPredictor said:

Snyder's future kids are on the DL as well.
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What future kids? By the way, I just started screaming the word "fuck" in terror just now. Holy shit. Is there any injury someone could think of that would be more painful?
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Oh my yes: Penile fracture

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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Baron Scicluna · Jul 3, 2008

BigSleeper said:

Green_Lantern said:

TheSportsPredictor said:

Snyder's future kids are on the DL as well.
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What future kids? By the way, I just started screaming the word "fuck" in terror just now. Holy shit. Is there any injury someone could think of that would be more painful?
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Oh my yes: Penile fracture

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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And I just cringed again ...

Petrie · Jul 3, 2008

So did the dude on the right

BYH · Jul 3, 2008

Zed says that's nothing.

Batman · Jul 3, 2008

BigSleeper said:

Green_Lantern said:

TheSportsPredictor said:

Snyder's future kids are on the DL as well.
Click to expand...

What future kids? By the way, I just started screaming the word "fuck" in terror just now. Holy shit. Is there any injury someone could think of that would be more painful?
Click to expand...

Oh my yes: Penile fracture

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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That's awful.
But Snyder had a testicular, not a penile, fracture. Unless he was catching with a boner.

Jones · Jul 3, 2008

Honestly, given a choice between busting a nut and losing a finger, I'd call the Yakuza over myself.

deskslave · Jul 3, 2008

Baron Scicluna said:

BigSleeper said:

Green_Lantern said:

TheSportsPredictor said:

Snyder's future kids are on the DL as well.
Click to expand...

What future kids? By the way, I just started screaming the word "fuck" in terror just now. Holy shit. Is there any injury someone could think of that would be more painful?
Click to expand...

Oh my yes: Penile fracture

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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And I just cringed again ...
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I literally gasped out loud. And I've heard of it before.

Write-brained · Jul 3, 2008

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greenlantern · Jul 4, 2008

BigSleeper said:

Green_Lantern said:

TheSportsPredictor said:

Snyder's future kids are on the DL as well.
Click to expand...

What future kids? By the way, I just started screaming the word "fuck" in terror just now. Holy shit. Is there any injury someone could think of that would be more painful?
Click to expand...

Oh my yes: Penile fracture

http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/penis-fracture/AN01217

A penis fracture can occur when there is trauma to the erect penis, resulting in rupture of the lining of the cylinder (corpus cavernosum) in the penis that becomes engorged with blood during an erection. This very painful injury is often accompanied by an audible cracking sound, followed immediately by dark bruising of the penis due to blood escaping the cylinder. In 10 percent to 30 percent of penis fractures, the urethra is damaged and blood may be visible at the urinary opening of the penis.

A fractured penis requires urgent medical attention. Prompt surgical repair of a penis fracture is usually successful. If untreated, the injury may result in deformity of the penis or the inability to have or maintain an erection (erectile dysfunction).
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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Angola! · Jul 4, 2008

Batman said:

In all seriousness, I thought all catchers wore cups to prevent this sort of thing. As nasty as it is, I'd love to hear some details on how exactly that ball caught his ... ummm... ball.
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Maybe he has enormous balls and they are so big no normal cup can cover them.

Jay Sherman · Dec 15, 2014

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