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OUCH! And for good measure she threw It in the garbage disposal!

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Evil ... Thy name is Orville Redenbacher!!, Jul 12, 2011.

  1. Offered w/o comment. But with pic!


  2. Gator

    Gator Well-Known Member

    East solution: Just throw some lemon peels down the garbage disposal and it'll be smelling fresh in no time.
  3. BTExpress

    BTExpress Well-Known Member

    8-to-5 odds the statement is mysteriously deemed inadmissible by the time this goes to trial.
  4. Shaggy

    Shaggy Guest

    This is true.
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    I knew what was coming and yet I still clicked, dammit!
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    Should be submitted to a mammogram using the mechanism they use to crush cars.

    And then jailed.
  7. LongTimeListener

    LongTimeListener Well-Known Member

    And it sounds like they were getting a divorce too, so he loses his schlong just as he's going to start to need it again. Tough break.
  8. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    She looks like Manny Pacquiao with long hair.

    "Sometimes when we touch .... Your penis must be cut"

  9. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    ... and library patrons glare at Killick as he busts out with the loudest laugh he's emitted in ages. Thanks, pern.
  10. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    I'm here to help. :D
  11. Mozilla

    Mozilla Guest

    Yeah, she's the real victim in this story. ... Well, not anymore.
  12. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Lorena Bobbitt just did a fist-pump and doesn't know why.
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