Ouachita Mountain Oysters

Two guys in SE Oklahoma offer free castrations to willing men. Then keep the testicles to eat them later.

Sheriff: 'Cannibals' lured victim to cabin in Oklahoma woods, performed illegal castration

 

That took some balls.

 

I denounce everything about this.
And I'm all about cuttin shit off.

 

No hydrogen peroxide?

No 12-pack of Coors?

 

It's a trend!

Mich. Man Sentenced for Home Castration

"Wang, 29, was arrested in June after a man began hemorrhaging outside his home following a voluntary castration. Authorities say after the procedure, the men shared a slice of pie at the same table on which the castration was performed."

 

Upon seeing the thread title, my first thought was: Some of the nicknames for indy league teams have gone too far.

 

A few things here.
Anyone involved in any sort of castration should have a last name of Wang.
I can see it now. "So..... you're a doctor?....No.....I drive a cab. "Oh perfect......I'd like to get castrated prease.'
At least they took the opportunity to enjoy a slice of pie as the victim was bleeding profusely from his cock.

 

Can't spell Ouachita without OUCH.

 

After reading the article above from The Oklahoman.....you know how much of that I believe?
Hint: It rhymes with none.
This has something from Stern or The Onion written on it.

 

Here’s a local source. The use of the word gentlemen in the lede is an odd choice.

Two county residents arrested on maiming, much more (UPDATE) | The Poteau Daily News

 

This story is nuts.

 

I live not far from where this happened. Poteau is like 30 miles from here. This story is all anybody is talking about.