Oscar Night 2013

Halle Berry looks like Zool from Ghostbusters.

 

As a Bond junkie, I'm disappointed they didn't use the 50th anniversary of Bond to gather all of the Bond's on stage at once. They're all still with us, but probably not for long.

 

Agreed. Sean Connery would have brought the house down.

The backstory, per Nikki Finke: "OK, here’s what really happened with this tribute to 50 years of James Bond films. Besides the fact it looks like it was edited with a blunt meat cleaver. The Academy and the show’s producers hoped to gather together all the living 007 actors. But Sean Connery refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family. Something about how he thinks they cheated him out of money he was owed. Then Pierce Brosnan refused to come because he hates the Broccoli family as well. Something about how he thinks they pulled him from the role too early. Roger Moore was dying to come because, well, he’s a sweetheart. And Daniel Craig would have come because he does what he’s told by the Broccoli family’s Eon Productions whose Bond #23 Skyfall just went through the box office global roof. So there you have it."

 

Would George Lazenby had made it?

 

Connery has hated the Broccoli's forever -- to the point where he made Never Say Never Again partly to spite them -- but he needs to get over that shit and realize its the most important part of his legacy. Especially since he's not long for the world.

Have no idea why Brosnan would hate them. He just participated in a doc timed to when Skyfall came out.

A shame.

 

Then call me the Key Master.

 

I'm behind, but this.

 

I love how they play the Jaws theme as the hook music.

 

What does "Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. No." mean?

 

If you have to ask ...

 

Yeah, if I want to know.

 

It's what Kobe usually hears from women.