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Osama bin Laden Dead!

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Jun 11, 2008.

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OK - what are the odds that the Government announces that Osama bin Laden has been killed before the

  1. Yes - Bush has had him on ice for a while

    10 vote(s)
    17.2%

  2. No - not going to happen

    16 vote(s)
    27.6%

  3. 50 / 50 - depends on Dick Cheney's mood swings

    5 vote(s)
    8.6%

  4. Mini Ditka

    11 vote(s)
    19.0%

  5. Fenian Bastard quit the board to catch OBL - so of course OBL will be dead

    2 vote(s)
    3.4%

  6. Lemons?

    7 vote(s)
    12.1%

  7. Manbearpig vs 6 midgets in steel cage match

    6 vote(s)
    10.3%

  8. OBL blown up but Terrorists clone him using his nose

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  9. Caught in Chicago on election day trying to vote Democrat

    1 vote(s)
    1.7%
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  1. Starman

    Starman Well-Known Member

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    How conveeeeeeeeenient. ::) ::)
     
    Starman, Jun 11, 2008
    #13
  2. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    Your are an Evil Bastard. I thought they found him.
     
    mustangj17, Jun 11, 2008
    #14
  3. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Yeah because news of Osama's death would sure to be on the "Anything Goes" Board.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Jun 11, 2008
    #15
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The tinfoil hat wearer in me would like to say Fenian is after him, but no way they catch him before the election.
    Gas, however, will dip to 3.20 a gallon by October...
     
    slappy4428, Jun 11, 2008
    #16
  5. kingcreole

    kingcreole Active Member

    If the Republicans want control of Congress and La Casa de Blanca, the following formula would be foolproof:

    1. Catching/Killing bin Laden
    2. Gas prices cut in half
     
    kingcreole, Jun 11, 2008
    #17
  6. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member

    No need for snark. In truth, unless I'm actually starting a thread, I don't pay attention to which board I'm on. And, of course, NOBODY ever posts on the wrong board.

    For my money, I'm guessing the new pees may make deading OBL priority one. The real poll I should be "who croaks first: Fidel or OBL?" I'm guessing both will be by natural causes.
     
    Killick, Jun 11, 2008
    #18
  7. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Does Mini Ditka hold his pinky up to his hair?
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jun 11, 2008
    #19
  8. westcoastvol

    westcoastvol Active Member

    The republicans will find some way to pull something to pull the wool over our collective stooopid eyes.

    Gas: plummets.
    Bin Laden: good question.
    Iraq: nah.
    Iran: wouldn't surprise me a bit.

    See, 'merich, it's all good. You don't want no pussyfart liberals a-comin' in there and a-fukkin' things uhp...
     
    westcoastvol, Jun 11, 2008
    #20
  9. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    The vol part of you wrote that one, didn't it? Frankly, I don't think the GOP has that much control over anything.
     
    novelist_wannabe, Jun 11, 2008
    #21
  10. Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L)

    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L) Active Member

    Actually McCain's October surprise is to reveal that Obama isn't actually a US citizen and not eligible for the Presidency. He's having Dan Rather make up uncover the documents as we speak.
     
    Evil Bastard (aka Chris_L), Jun 11, 2008
    #22
  11. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

     
    mustangj17, Jun 11, 2008
    #23
  12. HejiraHenry

    HejiraHenry Well-Known Member

    I liked this whole line of thinking better in 2002 2003 2004 2005 2006 2007 . Well, previously.
     
    HejiraHenry, Jun 11, 2008
    #24
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