Opening a strip club ... what should I call the place?

http://apnews.myway.com/article/20071010/D8S6JI880.html

Lot of odd stuff in this murder trial, but I'll admit I chuckled like a high school sophomore at the name of the place where she worked.

 

They have places thoughout much of the northwest . . . or so I've heard.

There a similar kind of establishment in Fort Lauderdale called Jiggles; I always thought that was an appropriate name.

 

PacMan McBeavers'

 

The Bearded Clam.

 

Porky's

 

Bazookas.

 

I wonder if there are any Bada Bing strip joints anywhere.

There's a bar I know of named that, but it's not topless unfortunately.

 

Roast Beef and Low Self-Esteem

It seems that would be an apt name for 90 percent of strip clubs out there. For every quality place there are nine that make you want to kill yourself.

 

My future bar is going to be the Library and Study. It'll be in a college town

 

Roasted Nuts

 

The Lap Dance is Better When the Stripper is Crying

 

Lollipops, though that one's already taken.

Sweet, sweet Lollipops.