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OnTheRiver gets knocked the f--k out

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by OnTheRiver, Nov 28, 2006.

  1. Norman Stansfield

    Norman Stansfield Active Member

    I'm guessing it was either Mr. Sandman or Super Macho Man.
  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    When you came to, did you yell fuck so everyone heard it?
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    My son has the same table. I'll be sure to handle with care when moving it.

    Thanks for the (swollen) heads up!
  4. leo1

    leo1 Active Member

    some day you'll show up on some inane funniest home videos knockoff on latvian cable or somewhere just as obscure
  5. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Too bad you can't change your name to OntheCanvas.

    Hope you feel better.
  6. Duane Postum

    Duane Postum Member

    Your kids are very cute. ;D
  7. JayFarrar

    JayFarrar Well-Known Member

    Hey at least you didn't knocked unconcious by your 5-year-old nephew on Thanksgiving and have the paramedics and Homeland Security make an appearance right before you sat down to eat on Turkey Day.
    This only makes sense if were reading SportsJournalists.com on Thanksgiving.
  8. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    I was using a single-edge razor blade to cut something the other day. But for some reason the blade wouldn't cut, so I pressed down harder. And harder. Eventually, it cut. My index finger. I was holding the blade upside down.
  9. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    You should sue. Those damn razors should come with a warning sticker pointing out which end of the blade to use.
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