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Only in the SEC

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by Inky_Wretch, Feb 16, 2011.

  1. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    A caller to Finebaum's show claimed to have poisoned the oaks at Toomer's Corner at Auburn. He (or somebody) did, and now the trees will likely die.

  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Heard this live a few weeks ago... guy said he was a transplant from Texas, became an Alabama fan and hated Auburn so much that after the Iron Bowl, he poisoned the trees. Claimed it was payback for Auburn fans TPing the trees when Bear Bryant died 30 YEARS ago.
    Told them exactly the poison he used. Sure enough...
    Ms. Slappy called a bit ago; was listening to Finebaum and said that, save one idiot, Bama fans want to hang this guy too.
    She said one caller asked, "What's next? Shoot the Eagle?"
  3. TigerVols

    TigerVols Well-Known Member

    Holy Hell that's terrible.

    Figures it was a Texas transplant, apparently. Even true Bammers aren't that stupid.
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    The day after Cam Newton won the Heisman...

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  5. Michael_ Gee

    Michael_ Gee Well-Known Member

    That dumb SOB ought to be fined for everything he's worth, then jailed for a year or so.
  6. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    I heard it that day... think he cares now?

    Of course, none of this could happen without the caustic fucker who makes a living playing both ends against the middle...
  7. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    I've seen it attract more toilet paper than that because classes let out early on a Tuesday.

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  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    It was the day after and it had rained... They've rolled it tonight.
    Here's live video of tonight...
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  9. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    Al from Dadeville better be lawyering up ASAP.
  10. novelist_wannabe

    novelist_wannabe Well-Known Member

    Just. Nasty. What happened to the days of fan card pattern subterfuge and the like? You beat us, so we kill your 130-year-old oak trees? Lawyer up, indeed.
  11. Inky_Wretch

    Inky_Wretch Well-Known Member

    When a guy in Texas poisoned the Treaty Oak, he got nine years. Admittedly, he had priors.

  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Al from Dadeville is and will be fucked -- on so many levels.
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