Only in Cleveland...

Is she a Steelers fan?

If so, that's a goddamn massive flaw. Like on the level of murder.

 

Reminds me of that E-Harmony commercial. The best part is, they can probably keep running that one for a long time to come.

 

Is the Pope Catholic? I guess I just grin and bear it. Sure would be nice to be able to laugh at her team, though, instead of her laughing at mine. :

It has become interesting, though, with an eight-month-old daughter. I'm trying my best to raise her a Browns fan (might as well make sure she suffers like her dad did). I'm just hoping she's a daddy's girl and decides to follow in her dad's footsteps.

 

Can raising a child to be a Browns fan be considered child abuse?

 

Damn, beat me to it. Well played, spnited.

 

Hey, good news for Cleveland fans!

 

Um, that'll show 'em that Cleveland fans don't deserve everything they get. Way to go, TSP!

 

I didn't know a separated shoulder required a wheelchair.

 

Dwyane also got sand in his vagina, which I'm told can make walking uncomfortable.

 

If it is, I am guilty on multiple charges.

 

Which has what to do with Dwyane Wade, exactly?

 

Typo. It's fixed now, thanks.