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Only in California

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by writing irish, Sep 9, 2008.

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How would you most like to be awakened in the morning?

  1. spice rub

    7.7%
  2. eight-inch sausage

    23.1%
  3. alarm clock

    15.4%
  4. sunlight

    38.5%
  5. i never want to wake up again

    15.4%
  1. writing irish

    writing irish Active Member

    Burglar awakens victims with spice rub, sausage slap.

    http://www.fresnobee.com/384/story/849202.html

    So was the spice rub a true rub, with just the right amount of hot and mild peppers, garlic and herbs? Or was it a sort of ad hoc rub, made up of whatever the burglar found in the cupboard?

    And why no quotes from the dog that ate the guy's eight-incher?
     
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    If this is a one-day thing and we spare the euphemisms, an eight-inch sausage, definitely. Think of the experience.

    The sunlight is peaceful, the alarm is normal. But the spice rub, while nice, is a little bit too inviting.

    How can you not laugh at night, knowing that someone clubbed you awake with an eight-inch sausage?
     
  3. jps

    jps Active Member

    w.t.f.?
     
  4. bigpern23

    bigpern23 Well-Known Member

    Somewhere, John Wayne Bobbit just shuddered and doesn't know why.
     
  5. Diabeetus

    Diabeetus Active Member

    I like waking up to the smell of bacon in the morning. Sue me.
     
  6. jps

    jps Active Member

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  7. jps

    jps Active Member

    oh, and this guy agrees.

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  8. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    That's probably one of the greatest inventions of man.

    And make your alarm the Saved By The Bell theme. It's impossible to wake up angry.
     
  9. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Didn't Reggie Love wake up to an 8-inch sausage?
     
  10. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    California?

    Sausage assault sounds more like a Wisconsin thing.
     
  11. forever_town

    forever_town Active Member

    I'd make that a Stevie Nicks song and I'd be happy to wake up. And I'm anything but a morning person.
     
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