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Only in Alabama

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by CYowSMR, Sep 16, 2010.

  1. CYowSMR

    CYowSMR Member

    http://www.mountaineagle.com/view/full_story/9538572/article-Woman-arrested-for-stealing-city-tractor?instance=homefirstleft

    Woman stole a tractor while wearing her bathing suit.
     
  2. Care Bear

    Care Bear Guest

    I would never have guessed her name was Tiffany. Maybe Brenda Warner circa 2003.
     
  3. Bubbler

    Bubbler Active Member

    George Jones likes this.
     
  4. Gutter

    Gutter Well-Known Member

    That's probably how she got gonorrhea.
     
  5. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    She thought my tractor was sexy.
     
  6. fossywriter8

    fossywriter8 Active Member

    Can someone explain that first paraphraph to me, or is it a Sumiton thing?
     
  7. Boom_70

    Boom_70 Well-Known Member

    I am wondering why the city took a tractor to the car wash.
     
  8. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    http://www.mountaineagle.com/view/full_story/9402430/article-Aggressive-snake-missing-in-Sumiton?

    The Sumiton Police Department issued a statement Monday afternoon saying it was searching the community for a missing "python-like" snake.

    The snake, which was last seen in the Bryan Road/Harris Lane area of Sumiton, is considered extremely aggressive. Sumiton police chief T.J. Burnett said one Sumiton woman has already been bit by the snake.

    Eyewitnesses have said the snake is at least 10 feet long and between 10 to 12 inches in diameter, Scherer said.
     
  9. HanSenSE

    HanSenSE Well-Known Member

    Missing tractors, pythons on the prowl ... Sumiton, where the action is!
     
  10. cjericho

    cjericho Well-Known Member

    she looks like she could eat Brenda and possibly kick Kurt's ass.
     
  11. bumpy mcgee

    bumpy mcgee Well-Known Member

    Alright, that's it for me. You've been great. Goodnight
    everybody.
     
  12. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Just think how much fun it would be if they sold alcohol there!
     
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