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Onion strikes again (Oden's the target)

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Killick, Mar 30, 2007.

  1. Killick

    Killick Well-Known Member


    Greg Oden On Final Four Appearance: 'I'm Happier Than I've Been In 30 Years'
  2. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Is Otis Nixon his father?
  3. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    Was there a story or just the headline?
  4. Football_Bat

    Football_Bat Well-Known Member

    It appears The Onion is not immune to the evil of Wild Art.
  5. It was just the headline. I enjoyed this brief on the site, though.

    Slight Breeze Shatters Ken Griffey Jr.'s Femur

    CINCINNATI—Although Ken Griffey Jr. had nearly recovered from a broken hand sustained while playing with his children in December, his rehabilitation came to a sudden halt yesterday when a gentle 2 mph breeze wafted across his leg, shattering his femur in three places. "I knew it was broken right when that breeze hit me," said Griffey, who was walking from his sports therapist's office to his car in order to drive to his daughter's piano recital at the time of the injury. "These things just happen. If I would have known a breeze like that was coming, I never would have left the house." Reds manager Jerry Narron has stated that, upon Griffey's return to the Reds, he will be fitted with a personalized protective bubble to be worn for the remainder of the season.
  6. Ace

    Ace Well-Known Member

    That's pretty good.
  7. Guy_Incognito

    Guy_Incognito Well-Known Member

    The Arod headline on the bottom is great.
  8. andyouare?

    andyouare? Guest

    I just assumed Oden was Robert Parish with a doctored driver's license.
  9. Idaho

    Idaho Active Member

    I've been using that one in the office all season. I kept asking how it was possible for Robert Parrish to have any college eligibility left.
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