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Onion: Mr. Met having trouble sleeping in new home

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by CentralIllinoisan, Apr 17, 2009.

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  1. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    No posts by BYH yet... is he sick?
     
    slappy4428, Apr 18, 2009
    #13
  2. GB-Hack

    GB-Hack Active Member

    I thought it was 'Have you felt the motion of Billy's ocean?'
     
    GB-Hack, Apr 18, 2009
    #14
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    One time, during a September road trip to Miami, Mrs. Met crossed sports to have a three-way with Billy and TD, the Dolphins' mascot.

    Apparently, she did things to TD's blowhole that would make a baseball blush.

    [​IMG]
     
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    Freelance Hack, Apr 18, 2009
    #15
  4. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Only in South Florida...
     
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    slappy4428, Apr 18, 2009
    #16
  5. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Well, then.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 18, 2009
    #17
  6. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    The marriage has been doomed ever since Mrs. Met caught him rubbing suntan oil onto Linda Cohn.
     
    dixiehack, Apr 18, 2009
    #18
  7. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    So now we're going to vilify someone for preventing skin cancer?

    To what is this world coming?
     
    mike311gd, Apr 18, 2009
    #19
  8. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    Mr. Met wants to meet the Racing Sausages.
     
    Bubbler, Apr 18, 2009
    #20
  9. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Mr. Met could beat the tar out of Randall Simon.
     
    mike311gd, Apr 18, 2009
    #21
  10. dixiehack

    dixiehack Well-Known Member

    Randall Simon begged to differ.

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    dixiehack, Apr 19, 2009
    #22
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