One shot takes out the package

Florida teenager cleaning his gun, and yes, of course, shoots off his penis and one testicle.

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I hate to sound like the proverbial old fart but from the looks of the photo, I'd say the world is better off this one won't be reproducing.

 

Am I a sick bastard for laughing at this?

 

He's going to be dangerous from now on, always going around half-cocked.

 

While police were investigating at the home where it happened, they discovered marijuana in the house. That led to the arrest of the homeowner Joseph Lamar James, 22, on drug charges.

"Dude, I don't care about your dick. They took my dope!"

 

Now that's some dedication to Lance Armstrong.

 

is that a cigarette in is hand or is he happy to see what's left?

 

Surprised that happened since according to that photo (which I assume was taken before the mishap), he seems very protective of his package.

Oh, and he bought the gun at a party? What, are firearms sold like freakin' Tupperware now?

 

Florida.

 

Damn. I was hoping Ohio.

 

No, he bought it for protection.

 

Just ban cocks and balls.