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The writer looked around the arena, knowing he had deadline for a Sunday paper in a few hours but not knowing what to write about when it hit him -- he would ask the two former players if they were going to the game on Saturday and create a column as if they were at the game, a smile creasing his face as he thought "surely, they would never lie to me."

 

Outing alert: Killick is Roger Clemens

 

I thought it would be funny to pass gas and pull the covers over my wife's head, but the cold and lumpy couch, along with her angry stares over the course of the next week, told me different.

 

Youth is wasted on the young, and experience is wasted on the old.

 

There is something missing in me, something cruel in that I realize what could have been, what should have been, and that I will always be numb and alone.

 

15 to 20, out in 8 on good behavior.

 

Just as mikey slipped his hand under the lacy elastic of her silk panties, the Earth tumbled off its axis and was gone.

 

I love that Flash made a classic bit male braggadoccio her own.

 

Good field, no hit.

 

I karate kicked my new bride and we wound up in jail.

 

She left two pairs of jeans, two camisoles, a sparkly silver top and a pair of shoes with clunky black heels, and it took me three years and three states to throw them away.