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Although he tried his hardest to be liked, Mustangj17 continued D_Bing and posting topics on the wrong boards; he will likely be run out of town.

 

When the first woman I ever fell in love with broke my heart, I drove to a dark mountain road that overlooks the valley where I grew up, and I sat in the dirt and the grass, alone, drinking whiskey and staring up at the night sky until the morning sunrise peaked up over the horizon, chasing me home.

 

A fitting 5,000th post. Bravo, DD.

 

Scott Norwood's 47-yard field goal attempt is wide ride with four seconds remaining and the Giants win Super Bowl XXV, 20-19.

 

There is nothing more troubling than the point at which one has to do real, true self-examination, warts and all; but there is nothing better than discoveries you make to help ensure you won't have to deal with the exact same problems again.

 

I call bullshit on the use of semicolons.

 

That's a boring sentence.

 

So was that.

 

Who farted?

 

I'll never forget the day the inner-sanctum of my self-being was exposed to a cruel, cruel world, when I looked down, realized life had dealt me a fait accompli, and accepted the fact that the words "well" and "endowed" would never be used to describe my penis.

 

All their mutual friends thought the two of them would end up a great couple, but none of them realized that despite all her apparent interest in him she pushed him away every time he tried to get closer to her and as a result their friends were stunned when they realized it hadn't worked out the way he had hoped and they had expected but on the other hand he was much happier after he gave up on her.