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One of the best headlines ever

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by old_tony, Feb 16, 2009.

  1. old_tony

    old_tony Well-Known Member

    I looked and didn't see this one anywhere.

    Buffalo Man Who Launched TV Network to Show Muslims in Positive Light Arrested -- for Beheading His Wife

  2. dooley_womack1

    dooley_womack1 Well-Known Member

    I'm impressed only if it was a one-column hed.
  3. mustangj17

    mustangj17 Active Member

    This was the cutline on the original story, under a picture of the couple, per Fark. However, the page is no longer accessible.

    "The couple in happier times, before Hassan removed his wife's head"
  4. 93Devil

    93Devil Well-Known Member

    Didn't Matt Damon predict this?
  5. DanOregon

    DanOregon Well-Known Member

    When does he get his interview with Gammons?
  6. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    Mommy doesn't have her head anymore
    Keep it underneath my bed on the floor
    That's all right, though
    That's OK
    She never really used her head anyway

    Daddy called me a silly bore
    Bet he won't say that anymore
    Because the way his body's severed in two
    His vocal chords are gonna be hard to use

    Watch you spurt like a garden hose
    Bloody mess all over my clothes

    Watch my girlfriend come to the door
    Chop off her head; she falls to the floor
    Watching my baby's jugular flow
    Really makes my motor go

    Wrap a towel around the bloody stump
    Take my baby's body to the city dump
    Then wipe the mess off the bloody axe
    Scoop all the heads in my burlap sack

    Watch you spurt like a garden hose
    Bloody mess all over my clothes

    All my collection
    Adorns my rooms on bamboo poles
    Used to be a little
    But a little got more and more
    Now I'm craving yours

    Night brings bad dreams
    Bad dreams and guillotines

    Off with her head

    Find another victim for my machine
    Put him in a homemade guillotine
    Blade falls, gonna need a casket
    Watch the head plop in a wicker basket

    Leave the house at a quarter to four
    Come back with 16 or more
    'Cause the more I want, the more I see
    Got a funny feeling coming over me

    Watch you spurt like a garden hose
    Bloody mess all over my clothes
  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    You mean that's one of the best beheadlines?
  8. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    when does selena roberts break into his house and make up a bunch of stuff about him?
  9. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    and when will he call to say he's sorry?
  10. Angola!

    Angola! Guest

    at least no red sox fans ever beheaded anyone.
  11. Steak Snabler

    Steak Snabler Well-Known Member

    He cut her head off and it's only second-degree murder?
  12. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    from criminal.findlaw.com

    So, if he hadn't planned on killing her but just did it, second degree.
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