One moment in history, where would you go?

If you could be magically transported to one moment in history, not just as a fly on the wall, but as a participant, what would it be?

Me, I'd want to be an American GI during the liberation of Paris. I think you know why ...

What about you?

 

Well, this is the oddest goddamn d_b in history.

 

I'd shoot Chipper Jones.

 

Except this one is for actual participation, and the other is to just watch and not change anything.

But other than that, you're close.

 

Helping to knock down the Berlin Wall would have been pretty sweet.

 

I would have liked to participate in Angelina's deflowering.

 

I would go back to that day in 1987 when I was about to sign the papers for my first new car, and put down the pen, turn around and walk away.

 

Id be in the Civil War and be the guy hiding in trees shooting the hell out of the morons lined up in rows marching toward each other with guns.

 

Shouldn't have said that. Now some Southern SportsJournalists.commer is gonna be hiding in a tree right behind you.

 

The first.

 

I don't know how you'd participate, other than hold on, but I gotta think for entertainment value it'd be hard to top the big bang.

 

The crucifixion of Jesus Christ.

I would write a historically accurate account of the crucifixion and its aftermath, and distribute (and/or hide it) as widely as possible.