One for The Onion HOF

And then there is Lakefront Brewery ...

Ales: http://www.lakefrontbrewery.com/ales.html
Lagers: http://www.lakefrontbrewery.com/lagers.html
Seasonals: http://www.lakefrontbrewery.com/seasonals.html

 

I'm stunned no Wisco brewery has yet to cash in on the state's claim to fame with Dead Deer Fucker, along Dead Deer Fucker Light, Dead Deer Fucker Ice, and Dead Deer Fucker Razz Wheat.

 

In college, my roommate came home one night not looking so hot. He's holding his stomach and says, "Man, I don't feel so good. My buddy found this beer at the Circle K called Schmidt's. Like Mike Schmidt, the baseball player? It was like $2.99 for a six-pack. I drank a can of it and now I feel like shit."
I started laughing my ass off. My dad drank Schmidt's -- and nothing but Schmidt's, which I think is just a regional beer from the Philadelphia area -- for almost 30 years. No wonder dad farted a lot and often left the downstairs bathroom a Hiroshima-like uninhabitable wasteland.

 

Who wouldn't drink a beer with that slogan?

 

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http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/679770/

 

Rhinelander ... wow, memories of nasty headaches and bombed-out dorm bathrooms just came flooding back.

Avoid that one, IJAG.

 

Went to a dive bar on a lake last night. Loved it. Their beer selection was obviously limited. So I just had a Schlitz (it was the only thing they had that met my criteria) and then drank mixed drinks the rest of the night. My friend suggested a drink of Malibu, peach schnapps and lemonade. It was freaking AMAZING.