One car or two?

Ultimate douchemobile is a Lamborghini. If you don’t believe me, I’ll point you toward the two people I know (both multi-divorced dads with spray tans who use Just For Men) who cavort around town in Lamborghinis (and their residences don’t match their cars, because they have to pay child support).

I’d be perfectly happy with a no-car lifestyle, but public transportation here isn’t great and the city’s not bike-friendly.

 

I was going to say “your poor son” but then I thought about how much room that back seat has.

 

He loves the minivan because he’s a white water kayaker and he can put them on the roof and camp in van.

 

Pulled the trigger yesterday on a ‘19 CR-V. I think I’m going to be happy with this decision.

 

I'd like one car that can get me from Point A to Point B.

And no one else better even think about driving it!

 

Audis by a million asshole driven miles. The Audi is the douchmobile for rich people who don't have $500K for a car but still want to be a douche. Fuck them.

 

Two here, which is enough. Wife has a Mom car and I have something reliable, which is all I want.

Some dudes love cars and boats, Fart loves dogs and old books.

 

My 1990 Lexus is down to one functioning gauge. Good thing no policeman has ever asked if I knew how fast I was going. All I could tell him is, "About 2800 rpm, sir."

 

Keep us posted...I could see that exact vehicle joining our family again soon.

 

I once went from driving a MINI Cooper S to a BMW 335D and it's funny how suddenly no one would let me merge.