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One Bullet, One Agent

Discussion in 'Sports and News' started by heyabbott, Nov 16, 2007.


Which agent is/was the biggest douche bag?

  1. Scott Boras

    14 vote(s)
  2. David Falk

    1 vote(s)
  3. Drew Rosenhaus

    17 vote(s)
  4. other (write name in post)

    0 vote(s)
  1. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    One Bullet - One Agent. Who gets it?
  2. mike311gd

    mike311gd Active Member

    As much as I hate what Boris is doing to baseball's economics, Rosenhaus is far more annoying, and I'd find it difficult not to use a bullet on his dome.
  3. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Boras without even thinking twice. At least Rosenhaus has laid low for a little bit. The smugness and way he's helped driven up the contracts is ridiculous.
  4. Chi City 81

    Chi City 81 Guest

    It's Falk, not Faulk.
  5. PhilaYank36

    PhilaYank36 Guest

    Ah, excuse me, but just one more question...
  6. heyabbott

    heyabbott Well-Known Member

    Is Bird of Prey still acceptable?
  7. Chef

    Chef Active Member

    Drew Rosenhaus would be a waste of bullet.

    Boras is just a prick.

    Falk just babysits Jordan.
  8. Del_B_Vista

    Del_B_Vista Active Member

    Surprised there isn't a choice for line 'em up and see how many you can get with one bullet.
  9. thebiglead

    thebiglead Member

    Kenny Rogers would probably vote Boras.
  10. jgmacg

    jgmacg Guest

    The joke, in its classic form, as it used to be told about Walter O'Malley, Mussollini and Hitler:

    You've got Boras, Rosenhaus and Falk together in a room. You have a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot?

    You shoot Boras. Twice.
  11. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Let's see, Boras is the guy who tells the owners what his clients are worth.

    The owners are the ones who actually pay it.

    I wonder why Boras gets the hatred when someone else actually writes the check. It's very simple -- if the guy's not worth it, don't pay it.
  12. BBJones

    BBJones Guest

    I was going to say exactly that, TheSportsPredictor. The gun is never pointed at the owners' heads. Perhaps it ought to be.
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