One Bullet, One Agent

One Bullet - One Agent. Who gets it?

 

As much as I hate what Boris is doing to baseball's economics, Rosenhaus is far more annoying, and I'd find it difficult not to use a bullet on his dome.

 

Boras without even thinking twice. At least Rosenhaus has laid low for a little bit. The smugness and way he's helped driven up the contracts is ridiculous.

 

It's Falk, not Faulk.

 

Ah, excuse me, but just one more question...

 

Is Bird of Prey still acceptable?

 

Drew Rosenhaus would be a waste of bullet.

Boras is just a prick.

Falk just babysits Jordan.

 

Surprised there isn't a choice for line 'em up and see how many you can get with one bullet.

 

Kenny Rogers would probably vote Boras.

 

The joke, in its classic form, as it used to be told about Walter O'Malley, Mussollini and Hitler:

You've got Boras, Rosenhaus and Falk together in a room. You have a gun with two bullets. Who do you shoot?

You shoot Boras. Twice.

 

Let's see, Boras is the guy who tells the owners what his clients are worth.

The owners are the ones who actually pay it.

I wonder why Boras gets the hatred when someone else actually writes the check. It's very simple -- if the guy's not worth it, don't pay it.

 

I was going to say exactly that, TheSportsPredictor. The gun is never pointed at the owners' heads. Perhaps it ought to be.