On to other things: Beware the lemon!

http://www.hoax-slayer.com/bacteria-lemon-slices.shtml

You might know they've figured out how cheap it is to take a couple of sugar packets and lemon slices and making a drink that saves you an average of $2 per person on your restaurant tab.

To hell with it. I haven't gotten sick yet.

 

People who put lemons in drinks deserve what they get.
Not you, yawn. Just in general.

 

Hell, let's all run in fear. It's kind of like the dirt or dog buiscuit you accidentally ate as a kid, the poisonous red food color in Kool-Aid, or playing outside all the time in those harmful UV rays. Just another scare tactic from Fear, Inc.

 

Anti-citrite!

 

restaurants all around Paterson, New Jersey

What around Paterson isn't loaded with bacteria?

 

So because I like lemons in my iced tea I'm a bad person?

 

That Coke you drink is good for you too.

http://urbanlegends.about.com/library/bl_coca_cola.htm

They say it's bunk but only so far as suggesting you use the prescribed cleaners, not saying that Coke can't do it.

 

"In Paterson, that's just the way things go.
If you're black, you better not go in the street
'les you want to draw the heat."
(/bobjack)

 

No, it just means you've got a limited time to live. Botulism should engulf you any day now.

 

Eh. I've had a good run. And if you've gotta go, a botulism-filled lemon is certainly original.

 

Saliva causes stomach cancer, but only when swallowed in small portions over a long period of time.