On my own volition ...

Socks. On the day of the wedding.

I have never worked in an environment where I had to wear black socks, so I own none. I had to run up to the variety store in my town and buy a pair.

 

I had to buy socks and an under-shirt for doc and have it delivered via his groomsmen.

 

chaz, one love and all that, but this might be at once the most random and unsettling anecdote I've ever come across.

Whatever does the trick, though. Do you keep little infographics around the house in case of spats?

 

Sounds like mine. The thing had actually started (the first pair of groomsman and bridesmaid were most of the way down the aisle) and we didn't even realize it.

No weird purchases, though. Spent most of the wedding day recovering. The only night we could do the bachelor party was the night before, and since it was a 7 p.m. wedding, I had time to sleep most of the day away and recover. Didn't get up until nearly 3.

 

Had a 4:30 wedding. I got up at like 8 to start doing stuff. I bought breakfast for the guys which I also sent through a groomsman. I made a last Wal-Mart run. I finished up our attendent gifts. Then I went to get my hair done and the rest of the day was pretty rushed.

 

So did you not rent a tux? Because I thought those always come with those thin black socks that you can keep and are good for about three wears. I love those socks.

And cougs, when's your wedding? Because if you bought 10 pounds worth of candy, I'm there.

 

Shit, for 10 pounds of candy, I'd drop what I was doing and hit that wedding too!

Rock on Cougs! I hope the future Mr. Cougar knows what a catch he landed!

 

She was 15 at the time. Chris Hansen will be visiting shortly.

 

I paid to have a guy go as my date. But the thing is, he was really hot! And we fell in love without even knowing it...