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On a lighter note...

Discussion in 'Journalism topics only' started by ColbyJackCoombs, Nov 16, 2008.

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  1. tapintoamerica

    tapintoamerica Well-Known Member

    Cathedral coach Matthew Luke praised John The Baptist, Christ's lead blocker, for clearing a path on most of the team's long runs.
     
    tapintoamerica, Nov 17, 2008
    #13
  2. D-Backs Hack

    D-Backs Hack Guest

    Christ, you know it was easy ...
     
    D-Backs Hack, Nov 17, 2008
    #14
  3. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    It looked like John got decapitated on his last block.

    Also, Christ finally scored on a 4th and goal at the 1 after being denied three times by Woodstown's Simon Peter.
     
    Freelance Hack, Nov 17, 2008
    #15
  4. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Don't forget it was also pouring, so he had to walk across water most of the time. Also, he played quarterback for a series, but Judas, his left tackle, whiffed on a block, selling him out.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Nov 17, 2008
    #16
  5. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    if it wasn't for judas, we wouldn't have been forgiven.
     
    Tom Petty, Nov 17, 2008
    #17
  6. deadliner

    deadliner Member

    ... In other news, Pilate passed for 312 yards and two touchdowns as the Romans defeated the Greeks 28-7 ...
     
    deadliner, Nov 17, 2008
    #18
  7. TheSportsPredictor

    TheSportsPredictor Well-Known Member

    Jesus, Christ!
     
    TheSportsPredictor, Nov 17, 2008
    #19
  8. waterytart

    waterytart Active Member

    What about the one-iron?
     
    waterytart, Nov 17, 2008
    #20
  9. Freelance Hack

    Freelance Hack Active Member

    Not sure if Jesus can, but his dad can't.
     
    Freelance Hack, Nov 17, 2008
    #21
  10. editorhoo

    editorhoo Member

    After the game: fishes and loaves for everyone!
     
    editorhoo, Nov 17, 2008
    #22
  11. crusoes

    crusoes Active Member

    I would think Moses would be a better blocker. Especially against teams that wear red. A little emotional, though, throwing down the "Commandments," aka first 25 scripted plays, like he does.
     
    crusoes, Nov 18, 2008
    #23
  12. Tom Petty

    Tom Petty Guest

    the great john erfort played football in bethlehem, pa.
     
    Tom Petty, Nov 20, 2008
    #24
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