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Old Mother Hubbard went to the Cupboard...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rumpleforeskin, Jul 10, 2008.

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  1. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Gives new meaning to doggy style.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jul 10, 2008
    #13
  2. EmbassyRow

    EmbassyRow Active Member

    OHH!!!

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    "Mutha Goose, huh?"
     
    EmbassyRow, Jul 10, 2008
    #14
  3. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

    I wonder if she was just confused about what "doggy style" means.
     
    Big Buckin' agate_monkey, Jul 10, 2008
    #15
  4. Armchair_QB

    Armchair_QB Well-Known Member

    People are looking at me now. Thanks a lot.
     
    Armchair_QB, Jul 10, 2008
    #16
  5. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    I think she's so ugly, the dogs asked to bury the bone from behind.
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jul 10, 2008
    #17
  6. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    Reminds me of a joke...

    Three dogs are at the vet.

    The second asks the first "What are you in for?" "Well," the first dog replies. "There was this little kid and he was bothering me, so I bit him. So they are going to have to put me down tomorrow."

    The first asks the second, "Then, what are you in for?" The second replies, "Well, I was chasing a mailman and I ran into a fence, so I need to get some stitches for this cut."

    The two dogs look over to the third and ask him, "So, what are you in for?" "Well," the third dog starts. "You see, I have this really beautiful owner. Drop-dead gorgeous. Every day I see her bend over and she has the most magnificent butt I've ever seen. She was toying with me. The next time she bent over, I couldn't take it any more, so I just gave it to her."

    The first dog says, "Wow, so I guess you're either in here to be neutered or put to sleep?"

    The third dog responds, "Hell no, I'm just in here to have my nails clipped."
     
    Rumpleforeskin, Jul 10, 2008
    #18
  7. kokane_muthashed

    kokane_muthashed Active Member

    "Hey, Fucko, we like to cali it interspecies erotica!"
     
    kokane_muthashed, Jul 10, 2008
    #19
  8. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    It's not legal in Oklahoma?
     
    Frank_Ridgeway, Jul 10, 2008
    #20
  9. BYH

    BYH Active Member

    I finally saw that the other night. Holy shit, I laughed and laughed and laughed.

    "Look at the size of that cock!"
     
    BYH, Jul 10, 2008
    #21
  10. RossLT

    RossLT Guest

    Oh lord
     
    RossLT, Jul 10, 2008
    #22
  11. Frank_Ridgeway

    Frank_Ridgeway Well-Known Member

    Her attorney will argue that they were within the same species as her and of consenting age in dog years.
     
    Frank_Ridgeway, Jul 10, 2008
    #23
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