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Old Mother Hubbard went to the Cupboard...

Discussion in 'Anything goes' started by Rumpleforeskin, Jul 10, 2008.

  1. Rumpleforeskin

    Rumpleforeskin Active Member

    to fetch her poor dog a bone. But when Old Mother Hubbard bent over, Rover gave her a bone of his own.


  2. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    Kill the dog because Grandma Moses is twisted? Man, they're trying to put down the wrong bitch...
  3. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Dogs may be man's best friend, but she is defintiely not dog's best friend.

    TTIUWP. Kidding, it's totally fine without. Even better without that lady's mugshot too.

    I woulod have sworn she would use a Mastif. Poor dogs, why should the be put down?
  4. Huggy

    Huggy Well-Known Member

    Move over, Rover,and let Jimi take over.
  5. Small Town Guy

    Small Town Guy Well-Known Member

    I won't accept that she did anything wrong until the Wisconsin Supreme Court weighs in.
  6. Big Buckin' agate_monkey

    Big Buckin' agate_monkey Active Member

  7. goalmouth

    goalmouth Well-Known Member

    Would the story be any more palatable with a hottie's mug shot? Wait, don't answer that.
  8. Bob Slydell

    Bob Slydell Active Member

    Maybe! It would be better than the donkey show in Clerks2.
  9. imjustagirl

    imjustagirl Active Member

    "Mom's sleeping late. I'll just watch a flick while she snores...I wonder what this is...lalala MY GOD MY EYES WHAT IN GOD'S EARTH IS THAT?? MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!"
  10. Bubbler

    Bubbler Well-Known Member

    That guy is in eight different kinds of hell right now. He has to look at his dogs like he would a stepfather.

    "Did you fuck my mom? Dammit ... sit, I'm asking you a question. Did you fuck my mom? If you tell me, there's a Milk Bone in it for you?"

    That's to say nothing of his buddies' reaction.

    Buddy 1: Sooooo, what's up?
    Son of Dog-Fucking Mom: Nuthin.
    Buddy 1: Seems like something's bothering you?
    Son Of Dog-Fucking Mom: I'm kinda down. Rather not talk about it.
    Buddy 1: Well ... it is the dog days of summer. (other buddies trying to keep themselves from laughing)
    Buddy 2: Don't sweat it. Remember, every dog has his day ... (giggling increases)
    Buddy 3: WITH YOUR MOM!

    Son Of Dog-Fucking Mom then kills them all with a trident.
  11. slappy4428

    slappy4428 Active Member

    damn you for making me laugh like that...
  12. Bob Cook

    Bob Cook Active Member

    I'm just glad you didn't do Andrew Dice Clay's Hickory Dickory Dock rhyme from the dog's point of view.
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