OK, you're on a diet. WE GET IT. We don't need a calorie breakdown...

... of every goddamn thing you or anybody else is thinking of eating for lunch.

That is all.

 

Is it the caveman diet?

 

Naw, just a nonstop monologue, "I wonder whether I should have this for lunch," "I think I will have grilled chicken because it's NOT TOO FATTENING," "oh I could never eat what you're eating because it would make me REALLY FAT," blah blah, yadda yadda, yackity yack, etc etc ad nauseam, commentary on anything and everything anybody brings into the room to eat.

 

Yes, when people are always talking about the inane things in their life, it's quite annoying.

 

I'm having Wild Turkey with Hop Rod Rye from Bear Republic, Citra Extra Pale Ale from Knee Deep and Hophead Red from Red Flash.

As dinners go, it has no nutritional value yet remains very high in calories.

 

What am I having, YG? Are we going anywhere? I feel like sushi or Mexican.

 

We're having sashimi burritos.

 

Sashimi is low in calories.

 

Star, is it the same worker that has driven you crazy before?

 

Hmmm, I don't remember. I don't think so.

 

Something tells me they all probably have at some point.

 

Even if he works from home.