OK which one of you *** tried killing me tonight?

TP reccomended the best lube to Mikey. I pity them both.

 

i'm only passing along what you taught me, kg.

 

I'm a damn good teacher huh, tomas?

 

I don't have a dog.



The county took him away. I mean, the county took her away. Yeah. Her.

 

You ever see a chick give a mule a blow job?

 

I thought Junior and Lulu going at it on a Murphy bed was a bad enough mental image...

 

I'm not sure what you're talking about, but do we need to start killing other board members, as well?

(Damnit, I can't get this post to self-destruct. Lousy tubes.)

 

Randall?

 

you're still sucking our air? depressing.

 

OMG I just clicked on this thread to see what was new. I must have been really drunk the night I made those last two posts. I remember joking around that night, but not to that extent.

 

Were you drunk enough to try and burn my house down?

 

No. After I got up to go outside to smoke, I realized I couldn't even come close to walking straight. I don't think I could handle burning your house down.