OK which one of you *** tried killing me tonight?

"...turns out he was a missing person that no one missed at all..."

 

Fucking AWESOME.

I never thought I'd see the day when someone on SJ would post every single member of Night Ranger.

This is the BEST DAY EVER.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Night_Ranger

It's not hard to believe that the one band that BYH worships would do something heinous like this to snuff out THEIR stalker!

 

We had a live wire in our yard like that when I was a kid. Never hit the house, but it was sparking like crazy and set a branch or two on fire. Pretty disconcerting.

Glad your house and family are OK, BYH.

 

Am I still part of the club?

 

You have to stand on the porch for three days, and then I'll consider it.

 

But I have plans.


No, I don't. I'll be outside in a minute.

 

Just consider me your alibi. I'll swear to the cops I saw you both fucking a German Shepherd on the night in question.

 

That might actually work, what with my prior arrests and charges.

 

I planted the Fresca. It was all part of Operation Fresca. AB, Mikey, and PO are innocent.

 

I love how everyone is joining the cause. Your days are numbered, BYH. Literally.

 

GOODAMMIT YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT OPERATION FRESCA!!